Friday, October 21, 2005

Reality Shows.........

Nach Baliye, one of the new reality shows to hit the screen. Gosh!! how many reality shows , do we have to digest. firstly, there was this Indian Idol, then came The fame Gurukul,Super singer, Roadies,..... the list is endless. You may ask what is Reality T.V after all. Well its simple, they just Shoot you everywhere, either you are crying , lauging ,having fun, your various moods of life.They shove the camera directly at your face, execept while shitting. Well they could also put a camera in the loo, as well, It would really make it an Ultra Reality Series.Well to tell you what!!, The reality TV sucks coz' everyone's not Paris Hilton.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Bunty...we will Remember you

My cousin bunty recently passed away.
He was all but a 8-year old boy.
bunty..we will remember you.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Here's my friend series.......

The following post concerns my friend Deepak Rajurkar,studying in TE.
No offence intended.

Fatty Fatty, not so cool;
Meet my friend Deepak;the fool.
With an ass like a bull,
Satisfying Kadam to the full.
Always finds his homo mate;
During playing, gets inmate.
Call boy 'Rosy' is his name,
Beware he is quite insane.
Oh Boy! Oh Boy!! Farts so loud,
Almost like an atomic shroud;
Meet my friend, who is quite lame;
Deepak is this guy's name.

Monday, October 10, 2005

'B' is the word

Aleading newspaper in Mumbai carried an article about ,how the Bengali's are ruling the roost in Bollywood.
Well, Not only in Bollywood, Bong's are virtually over the top.Have a look anywhere, Bong's are leading the way. There's Amartya Sen, Rabindranath Tagore, Mother Teresa, all Bong.Subir Raha heading the ONGC. Guhathakurta heading L&T. Even Mittal, the world's third richest person is partly Bong.
So the final word's out.
The future is 'Bong'.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Stop GANGULY bashing!!!

Sourav Ganguly is a man of action. He will surely bounce back to regain his form.As of now India really does not have an eligible captain.Don't you dare forget, he is the man who took the reins of the beleagured Indian Cricket Team after the Match fixing Sacndal and after Sachin paniciking out of captaincy.He is still the best left handed batsman in India , even in terms of his average.Those who point fingers at him for not scoring runs, should have a look at his avg. He averages around35 in ODI's and 40s in the tests, far better than say Virender Sehwag in the ODIs and then VVS Laxman in tests.
He is a man of honour , and needs to be treated that way. He will step down as soon as he passes his form.He needs support not only from his teammates, but from the Indian Cricket fans too..
Support Him. He still has years to play.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

My friend series..

I would be posting a series of jingles on my friends ,No offence intended.
Hope you enjoy!!

Here's my friend, meet MUKOOL,
On Anita he will drool,
Always fighting ;not so cool,
In studies, he's no fool,
During Workshop yanks his tool
Here's my friend meet MUKUL.

Monday, October 03, 2005

A Prayer

A Prayer
My cousin Bunty is in critical condition.
He suffered dengue and has asthma which has complicated problems.
I urge my friends and well wishers to spare a thought for my cousin.
Just a prayer...........

Saturday, October 01, 2005

what a week!!!!!

Now the definition of a perfect week!!!
Good Pleasant seven days, Is this what you really think, eh?
Wait till you read this
monday started with a caught proxy
tuesday spoiled the sheet
Wednesday , no correction as our prof. was not in mood
Thursday , Shaping job incomplete, as the machine sucks!!!!
Friday , lost the assignment , on which i spent 4 hrs writing it.
saturday, date cancelled.
Sunday............. God Help me!!!!